Objective: To reach office by 10 am.
Step 1: Set phone alarm for 7:30 am.
Step 2: Wake up at 7:30 am.Yawn.
Step 3: Zo zleepy. Reset alarm for 8:30.
Step 4: It’s only 8:30. Yawn! Let’s wake up at 8:45.
Step 5: Wake up again at 8:45, set snooze to two minutes.
Step 6: Wake up at 8:47. Snooze. Just two more minutes.
Step 7: 8:49. Yawn. Snooze.
Step 8: It’s 8:51. Snooze. Just two more… Zzz.
Step 9: OK, eyes! Open up! Brain! Be alert! We’re getting late for work! No more snoozing! Move, limbs! Rise, body!
Step 10: Zzz…
Step 11: 9:15. Oh crap! We’re late! Spring out of bed!
Step 12: 9:30. Wet your hair! Make it look like you bathed.
Step 14: 9:45. Swallow breakfast. Fast!
Step 15: 10:00. Jump traffic signals.
Step 16: 10:15. Prepare excuse for being late.
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So you miss your morning baths? And I thought you were just picky about your friends.
You have no idea how cold Delhi is.
I take my baths in afternoons. Not that it helps. But hey…
BTW. How do you survive Pragyan after not bathing?
I survive. Period.